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As you read this, you're probably wearing your favorite pair of sweatpants. We don't blame you, but should you want to deviate from your quarantine uniform of fluffy robes and elastic waistbands, Mom jeans can help ease you back into wearing Real Clothes. Mom jeans are not just a style, they are a lifestyle. They're the kind of pants worn by a person obsessed with oat milk, mid-century dressers, and fig trees, all things that have recently become great conversationalists in self-isolation. Any mom jean aficionado knows there are three things that make the best mom jean: 1 the aforementioned high-waist that elongates your legs; 2 a straight-leg fit through the thigh with a delicate taper at your ankles; and 3 a heavy-weight fabrication that holds you in, but allows for a full range of movement. Give loungewear a break and test out the best mom jeans to wear on your next daily walk, ahead.
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Fashion Insiders. Mum jeans, or rather, mom jeans for the American spelling folk have always gotten a bad rep. For years and years, they were mocked mercilessly, and in , they were even cemented into the SNL hall of fame when the group of female comedians I dub the awesome foursome — that's Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Rachel Dratch — did a sketch on "uncool" suburban mothers prancing around in unflattering jeans. While the sketch was hilarious and I'm sure no one would have then predicted the irony of how popular these jeans would become , the messaging was clear: Mum jeans were only for lame, unsexy women.
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When I was 19 years old, brimming with the kind of giddy, fragile confidence common to those who have just returned to campus to start their sophomore year of college, I marched into the edgiest salon in our particular suburb of Chicago and asked an objectively edgy stylist to shear off all my hair. Mom haircuts are low-maintenance. When you inject the idea of motherhood into something, well, to put it bluntly, it loses its sex appeal. As are mom haircuts.
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